Because I am so damn clever, I have calculated the UK iPad prices based on an advanced formula of Apple overcharging us UK customers. This formula has remained a secret for years, but with my amazing knowledge and undying love for everything Apple, I will show you the way…

(US Price) / (Current Exchange Rate) + (£60)

Ok so here goes…

WiFi Model

• 16GB – £389
• 32GB – £469
• 64GB – £549

3G + WiFi Model

• 16GB – £489
• 32GB – £569
• 64GB – £649

If I’m wrong, I will buy each and every one of my readers a top of the line iPad. Actually, no, I won’t. I will just moan at the difference in price, then go ahead and order myself a top of the line one. Usual bloody story then.